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I've continually had a liking for the mystical, but it wasn't until I matured a little iota that I discovered John Maus!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:54 pm 
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Do you remember a long while ago that there was a jokey John Maus dating profile that he wrote (and I think since deleted), it was talking about what he was looking for in an ideal woman. It went on to describe this amazing creature..... bits I can remember were things such as hating the gym, but having a well toned body. I'm paraphrasing bits.

Does anybody have the full text? :kebab:


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:36 am 
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Ewwwwww, imagine dating this dude? You’d be all, “Yeah, please – put that bullet in your head! By all means! Be my guest!” and then he’d just keep on crying in the corner and you’d roll your eyes so hard they’d fall out of their sockets and plop onto the floor. But still: this jam’s kinda boss, and no one else has ever sung of fingerbanging so poetically. That’s something to be proud of, Sexy Mr. Maus. (Liz)
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 4:19 pm 
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Unshackle Galleries sounds like a good album title for John


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